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Thursday, 9 September 2010

THE CASE OF THE BLUE ROOM IN THE PARALAB

The Paraphysical Laboratory (Paralab) was an L-shaped former farm-house  in Wiltshire, on a high vantage point far away from mad-made noises and street lights. It was a labour of love to encourage your car, which frequently red-lighted, up the rutted path to the building. The only way up and down.

I was to sleep in the Blue Room, which really meant that it was the only room that had the original bluish wall-paper. It also had even more dust than the rooms downstairs and there were books from floor to ceiling along each wall.  In the middle was a bed of sorts and I decided to sleep with all clothes on.

With head on pillow (my own) I lay there in the pitch-black darkness wondering what the morrow would bring, listening to the absolute stillness, with not even the sound of a night-owl to disturb me.  And then it started, quite soft at first, and I was straining to hear this new noise.  Within a few moments the noise had turned into a roaring chatter.  The only way I can describe it is as if I had suddenly been transported to Piccadilly Circus, a continuous hum of voices and traffic.  (Of course, the time was the early 80`s when it was still possible to cross the roads and sit on the steps under Eros- the favourite meeting-place for lovers! (Ah, those days!) )

I had a miserable night, turning continually, and even at one point stuffing my ears with tissue and pulling the bedclothes over my head.  I went down in the morning, forcing a bright smile on my face and greeted Ben and a friend who had also spent the night there.   Ben asked me how my night had been and not wanting to offend I said: OK, thanks.  The two men looked at each other and then back at me with  a `Are you sure?` look. So I unburdened myself and confessed to a night of horror.  Ben smiled knowingly and said: Ah well, that`s what happens to everyone who gets to spend the night in the Blue Room!  And that was the end of that.

More later.

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